Parodies

So in my free time, I like to write parodies.  A friend and I wrote one about KFC to the fine tune of Nelly's Just A Dream which, I must admit, we were quite proud of: http://www.facebook.com/kristiek/posts/10100301270353616

It was only KFC ...

I was originally going to write a serious post - I actually started writing about 1/3 of it and then bored myself.  I asked around for inspiration, but to no avail.  So now my sleep-deprived mind has come up with another brilliant idea: I will make another song!





Just as a heads-up to whoever owns the copyrights to this song: I may be infringing but I have a fair use defense because it is a parody!!!  So don't sue me and sing along instead :)


This song is about Dota.  Yes, I know I had a previous post on Dota.  But I'm pretty obsessed with this game and can't think of anything too funny about Halo or TF2 - there are already a lot of parodies of those games.  So just bear with me.  I apologize in advance, but it is 3 AM and I needed something to humor myself.


Pwn (Jay Sean - Down)


[Intro]
Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn
Pwn, pwn
You just can't stop all this pwn
Pwn, pwn


[Verse 1]
You oughta know
Tonight is the night to raise my ELO
Put on a show
I wanna see how far your spells can go


So leave noobs behind
'Cause we've got all night to play
So come on and fight with me
And don't ever let them escape


[Chorus]
So baby don't worry
You are my only
You won't be lonely
You just can't stop all this pwn


You'll be my only
No need to worry
Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn
Pwn, pwn

Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn

Pwn, pwn

You just can't stop all this pwn

[Verse 2]

Just let it be
Come on and bring your hero next to me
You can't run away
My team will make sure you don't get away


So leave your TPs behind
'Cause you have no chance to get away
So come on and fight with me
And don't you dare try to escape
Why do you try to run away?


[Chorus]

So baby don't worry

You are my only

You won't be lonely

You just can't stop all this pwn

You'll be my only

No need to worry

Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn

Pwn, pwn

Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn

Pwn, pwn

You just can't stop all this pwn

[Verse 3]
Pwn like we supposed to be
Your HP gets down low for me
Down like your temperature
'Cause your skills are at zero degrees


You cold, now your heroes freeze
I stole that kill from overseas
You thought you'd be able to win
But I've got unlimited mana, please


I'm fighting all these noobs
On the battlefield in base
Don't it look like all your heroes
Are getting pwned in their face?


Don't you ever stop feeding me
Indefinitely, not probably
And honestly, I pwn more than an army


[Chorus]

So baby don't worry

You are my only

You won't be lonely

You just can't stop all this pwn

You'll be my only

No need to worry

Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn

Pwn, pwn

Baby, we're gonna pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn, pwn

Pwn, pwn

You just can't stop all this pwn